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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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