Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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c-? men, C-men

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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i like turtles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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