what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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