Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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