- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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