Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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charlie sheen

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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