what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

Connor is homosexuaI

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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