- Anti Joke

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

whats brown and booky a book.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!