What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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