- Anti Joke

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

what tall and looks like a jew?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD