How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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