what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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