why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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