What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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