Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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