What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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