- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Rebecca Black

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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