What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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good looking women

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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