Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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when debbie meets downer

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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