- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

women's rights

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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