Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Racial Equality

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Knock Knock No solicitors

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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