Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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did you stub your toe?

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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