- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Do the roar!

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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