:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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they told me not to write here but i did

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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