What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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