Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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