What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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punchline below punchline above

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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