- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Your mother is average.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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