What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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