A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Kys

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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