- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

I am a women

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