Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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