- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

I have an erection My mom!

justin littleton being sucessful

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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