i like turtles

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Cancer.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

justin littleton being sucessful

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

I have an erection My mom!

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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