a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Kys

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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