justin littleton being sucessful

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I have an erection My mom!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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