What do you call a fat priest? Obese

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

antonio has a penis head.lol

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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