- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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