- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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