- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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