- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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