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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

what do you call obama a dumbass

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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