What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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