- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him