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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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