- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

don't just stand there

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

anti jokes are really funny

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Mitt Romney

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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