I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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nolan is gay

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads: "A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear." Seeing absolutely nothing in this description that would rationalize the homicides the panda had just committed, the bartender arrived at the reasonable conclusion that the panda was psychotic and having severe psychological problems which probably caused the incident. The bartender couldn't help but wonder if this tragedy could've been avoided had the panda been properly screened for schizophrenia and guns been properly secured in a safe at the panda's mother's house.

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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