- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Urban ghettos

copy me and i will kill you

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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