- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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