- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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