- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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