- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Justin's life

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Poker face

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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