Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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HOLY COW!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Women drivers...

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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dead dibbs

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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