why wont me daughter eat my feces

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

Your mom

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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