What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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I agree

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

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