What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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