- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Then none of us want to be right.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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