If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

I'm rick james bitch

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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