Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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