Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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