- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Knock knock open

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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