- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

why was the boy sad? because.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Antijokes...

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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