- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Get some flipping new jokes people

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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