What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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